So, you found one of our little buddies, huh?
Keep him. Name him. Take him home.
He's your new friend!
But before you run off with your new crustacean...
🦀 ENTER TO WIN!
You could win [PRIZE] just for finding one of our crabs.
And yes, we realize this may be the strangest raffle you've entered at a professional conference.
He's your new friend!
But before you run off with your new crustacean...
🦀 ENTER TO WIN!
You could win [PRIZE] just for finding one of our crabs.
And yes, we realize this may be the strangest raffle you've entered at a professional conference.
WAIT! DON'T LEAVE YET!
Want a SECOND entry?
Did you know this is the first SHRM conference your crab friend has ever been to!!!
Bring him to a session. Introduce him to your coworkers. Buy him a drink. Help him contemplate his career choices (or, if it's been a lot of drinks, his life choices).
Take some pictures of your new friend enjoying FL SHRM. Post a picture of your crab on LinkedIn tag Pixel Leadership Group and #GiveYourEmployeesCRABS.
(Yes, we know. That's what makes it funny!)
Did you know this is the first SHRM conference your crab friend has ever been to!!!
Bring him to a session. Introduce him to your coworkers. Buy him a drink. Help him contemplate his career choices (or, if it's been a lot of drinks, his life choices).
Take some pictures of your new friend enjoying FL SHRM. Post a picture of your crab on LinkedIn tag Pixel Leadership Group and #GiveYourEmployeesCRABS.
(Yes, we know. That's what makes it funny!)
PSSSST.... YOU FOUND SOMETHING ELSE TOO...
This is TOP SECRET. We're building something new for HR people who are smart, curious, slightly unhinged, and tired of pretending work has to be this stupid.
It's called The NeHRd Herd.
Think professional community meets workplace science meets the group chat you wish you had during your last leadership meeting. A place to find your people, learn some shit, bitch about the stupid shit we do at work, and maybe even figure out how to make some of it less stupid. (Oh, and swearing is encouraged... science says it's good for you!)
And it isn't officially open yet.
But here's the thing...
You found a tiny crab at a professional conference, thought “WTF is this?”, scanned the QR code, and followed it down a weird little internet rabbit hole.
Which tells us pretty much everything we need to know about you. You're our kind of weirdo. 💖💖
So, you're invited to get in early. 🦀
I'M YOUR KIND OF WEIRDO →
It's called The NeHRd Herd.
Think professional community meets workplace science meets the group chat you wish you had during your last leadership meeting. A place to find your people, learn some shit, bitch about the stupid shit we do at work, and maybe even figure out how to make some of it less stupid. (Oh, and swearing is encouraged... science says it's good for you!)
And it isn't officially open yet.
But here's the thing...
You found a tiny crab at a professional conference, thought “WTF is this?”, scanned the QR code, and followed it down a weird little internet rabbit hole.
Which tells us pretty much everything we need to know about you. You're our kind of weirdo. 💖💖
So, you're invited to get in early. 🦀
I'M YOUR KIND OF WEIRDO →
WHY THE CRABS? 🦀
There actually is a reason. If you found your friend BEFORE August 31, 2026 at 2:00pm...
Come see Dr. Jamie Lewis Smith's 2026 FL SHRM Session:
Riding the Wave, Not Drowning in It: How to Create a Brain-Friendly Workplace
You'll learn why the best thing you might do for your employees is...
give them CRABS.
No, seriously. There's science involved.
If it's after August 31, 2026 at 3:00pm... Bummer man. But there's still time to enter the raffle!
Come see Dr. Jamie Lewis Smith's 2026 FL SHRM Session:
Riding the Wave, Not Drowning in It: How to Create a Brain-Friendly Workplace
You'll learn why the best thing you might do for your employees is...
give them CRABS.
No, seriously. There's science involved.
If it's after August 31, 2026 at 3:00pm... Bummer man. But there's still time to enter the raffle!
